fuzzybluelights-:

betty-newbie:

wow that’s so cool what kind of luck do you have to have to get all of that in a perfect order in one scoop? AND without the sauce?

well see first i stuck my spoon in and i said
“by the grace of god and all things vegetarian, in the name of dan ‘soupy’ campbell, allow this spoonful of soup to be as pop punk as the blood pumping through my veins.”
then i roundhouse kicked the broth off because i just got so pumped and couldn’t contain all the energy i had from singing the story so far lyrics to myself in the mirror in my bathroom.